https://mavspace.uta.edu/ksg5146/cowtownweather.mp3
This is Stormy Weathers & Sunny Vine with the Cowtown weather forecast...Yesterday’s weather was a mixed bag. The day started out mostly sunny, but by midmorning the doplar radar showed an incoming localized tsunami threatening room 512 of the Central Library of UTA. Fortunately, it only hailed thoughtshots and snapshots briefly resulting in minor casualties.--We need to interrupt our forecast for late breaking news from the National Weather Service…ipods can cause severe burns when used during electrical storms. We asked Scott Massey, Director of Everything PC, for his opinion on the probability of such an occurrence. And I quote..."Oh sure. It's highly probable that anyone who owns a mac could end up looking like an old catchers mit...or worse. I never trusted them Mackeys anyway! Let that be a lesson to all you Apple fans and itunes addicts. You may think they're all fun and games with their slick image and superior performance, but it's like playing a dangerous round of Russian roulette...Yes, indeedy...Russian roulette."That's dangerous stuff. So today, folks, use caution with all electronic devices at area lakes and especially the DMS. We'll keep our eyes on any unexpected calamity threatening North Texas today, and we'll do our best to keep you informed. (Again...we're really sorry about that last tornado.) Back to you at the news desk
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